UBC CPD eLearning

We Don Not Need No Stinking Lists

Don’t Let Rejection Screw You Over

Feminism Valentine's Day and Why You Are Single

11 Reasons Your Vag is STANK

Feminism and Fat Women: Do Not Feel Sorry for You

The Manosphere: Home of the Oppressed And Angry

You Are Being Robbed of Your Womanhood

Learning How to Say No For Your Emotional Health

Men See Right Through Your Bullshit

DA GBFM dtaing guide for over 30 womenz lzollzozozozozmzzgzlzl

 

under 25: bring da moviez! but not da butt-team edward onez with da faggy makeup sparkly bunghoeleoozzo

over 30: bring da movies! but not your box editcitionz of Sex in the cCty as i don’t wanna have to think of your arm fat hangingz off your armz before i am forced to see it turkey neckz zlzzozlzozo

under 25: lotsas cokas 4u! (assuming u r legalz lzozozo)

over 30: lotsas cokas 4u! (gonna take alotz! it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway with your strecthed-out vag zllzo)

under 25: i don’t wanna get u pregnant (assuming it’s even possible zlzozi)

over 30: i don’t wanna get u pregnant (assuming it’s stills possible zlzozi)

 

32? you’re 32?????!!??

i’ll be right back!! gotta go get my “going down on over 30 year old chciks suit” which includesz:

1. diving mask

2. snorkel

3. full body haz-mat suit (NASA approved)

4. self-contained breathing apparatus

5. 7 cans of industrial-strenght lysol

6. leaf-blower to get all the dust off

7. two-way radio

8. emergency beacon

9. hip-length rubber bootz for wading in the muck

10. robotic arm to rub your cliztztzlzlzuzlzlzizzlzlzzoz

11. military gps system to find my way bakc homez

12. CDC ebola team for final scrub down

13. double air lock separating bedroom from external world

14. life insuranc epoolcicyz